Saying "Smitty" Trump Thinks He's King Is A Lie: The Fact Is He's God

White Man's Got a God Complex

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It Ain’t No King Because It Ain’t No Thing

The "No Kings" protests, also known as the "No Kings Day" events, were a series of nationwide demonstrations held in opposition to Donald Trump's policies and what organizers perceive as authoritarian actions. The protests, which took place on June 14, 2025, were organized by a coalition of groups, including Indivisible, the American Civil Liberties Union, the 50501 Movement and others. The protests were also intended to counter a military parade which took place in Washington D.C. to celebrate the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary.

And the mocking lunatic king’s (MLK) birthday.

The milquetoast “protests” netted the same results as most do…nothing. The “US” government has spun completely out of control. It is threatened globally; which is as it should be and, frankly, it is about time. It is in a state of intoxicating panic and geopolitical delirium.

Resultantly, it has turned upon it’s domestic self and regressed to it’s Birth of a Nation fetal position of violence, militarism, Europocentrism, primalism, absurdism, evangelism, nationalism, exceptionalism and, the culmination of all of these things, racism. It is what it is, because it was what it was. It will remain what it is until it no longer is what it has been, however that might manifest itself, and the hour groweth nigh.

Hell To The King: And With Him

On June 16, 2015, the con man, coward, racist, sexual pervert, and draft dodger known as Donald “Smitty” Trump announced his candidacy to run for president of the “US.” Consistent with the cheesy vaudevillian gaudiness and theater of professional wrestling, Trump slowly descended a golden escalator to make the announcement. It was as if God himself was descending from the heavens. 17 months later he would become president of the the United States and expose the “US.” Naked to the world as the violent, racist, hypocritical entity that many of the other “us” have always known it to be.

Oh, God.

The Mercy Seat

The Bible, in all of its mythological splendor, uses gold as a central element (literally). It is replete with stories and fables of objects made or adorned with gold. From the Mercy Seat, to The Ark of the Covenant, to Golden Cherubims, to Solomon’s Temple, to The Tabernacle’s furnishings, to Golden Crowns and last, but hardly least, a Golden Calf. That Golden Calf is of particular intrigue and interest given current geopolitical events.

One of my favorite responses to give mostly insincere people when they ask the the perfunctory “how are you” is: Well, it’s like the tub said to the toilet, I see plenty of assholes but I don’t have to take the shit that you do. Once they get a load of that, they rarely ever ask again. Mission accomplished.

I trust you shall mercifully suffer that mild digression; if that is what it was. Perhaps it was some manner of cognilinguistic subterfuge. One can never be quite certain of my verbal shenanigans as they navigate a linguistic minefield. At any rate, please forgive me and allow “US” to get back on track.

Smitty was once offered a golden seat (literally) in the form of a fully functioning solid gold toilet. Never has any toilet made such a stink. A solid 18-karat-gold commode created by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan made headlines when it was first installed at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City. The museum offered the toilet to Donald Trump after declining his request to borrow Vincent Van Gogh’s Landscape with Snow. The toilet, a work of “art” is titled America and for a time resided at Winston Churchill’s birthplace, Blenheim Palace. It was stolen in 2019.

I can’t make this shit up.

God bless Amerika and lord have mercy.

Gold is strongly associated with God's presence and the awe-inspiring glory of the heavenly realm. The Ark of the Covenant, overlaid with gold, symbolized God's continual presence among his people. The heavenly city of New Jerusalem is described as being made of pure gold, representing divine perfection and eternal splendor. Crowns of gold also symbolize the rewards awaiting the faithful. The symbolism of gold in the Bible underscores its sacred role, representing the divine, the holy, and the valuable within God's plan.

I’m God!

In his January, 2025 inaugural address, “US” President “Smitty” Trump said "I was saved by God to make Amerika great again." He was referencing a very dubious “assassination attempt” that had taken place six months prior. Shortly after the attempt, Smitty issued social media messages saying "It was God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening," and "We will FEAR NOT, but instead remain resilient in our Faith and Defiant in the face of Wickedness."

Ergo, he saved himself and he is going to save us all. That salvation will exact a price that few can imagine. Just stick around.

Everyone knows that God is a white man and Donald “Smitty” Trump’s political career has been uniquely marked by divine associations, some reverent, others irreverent, but all deeply symbolic. Whether cast as a modern-day Cyrus, a divinely chosen leader, or an enemy of God, Trump has become a vessel for religious meaning in a way few modern politicians have. These invocations reveal not only the enduring power of religious language in politics but also the profound ways in which faith, identity, and power continue to intersect in the 21st century.

I stand corrected: God is an orange white man and to the confessional I’ll be a-goin’.

Oh, God.

Smitty is not merely seen as a political leader but as a godlike figure—a manifestation of the white Amerikan psyche’s “God complex.” He has a quasi-divine status, especially to those who conflate nationalism with religious salvation. Smitty is not a rogue actor but the inevitable product of a nation steeped in racism, militarism, and religious delusion. The golden escalator was a modern-day descent from heaven, parodying biblical grandeur. Smitty’s self-declared divine mission (“saved by God”) symbolizes the worship of the Golden Calf—a symbol of false idols and spiritual corruption.

Thus Sayeth The Lawd

Benjamin Nut-and-Yahoo has repeatedly referred to President Smitty in religious terms, sometimes suggesting he was “chosen by God” to support Israel. During recent visits or meetings with evangelical Christian leaders (e.g., in the U.S.), Netanyahu consistently refers to President Smitty in religious terms, insinuating that Trump’s decisions (e.g., moving the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem, bombing Iran) are part of a divine plan and “God’s hand” in political affairs. MKs (Members of Knesset) such as Bezalel Smotrich and Itamar Ben-Gvir have echoed similar language—referring to Smitty’s actions as divinely ordained—often in speeches to cultural-religious audiences.

At his White House meeting with Trump, Netanyahu’s allies likened the day to “the day of the Lord,” referencing Psalm 118:24: “This is the day that Hashem has made…” washingtonpost.com+15ynetnews.com+15thedailybeast.com+15theisraelbible.com Netanyahu has also compared Trump to King Cyrus the Great—a divinely chosen figure in Jewish history—who enabled the return and rebuilding of Israel, suggesting Trump is fulfilling a similar God‑ordained role theisraelbible.com. Arye Deri, head of Israel’s ultra-Orthodox Shas party, publicly called Trump “a messenger of God for the Jewish people,” highlighting his backing of Netanyahu and Middle East policies as spiritually mandated ynetnews.com.

A number of evangelical and conservative U.S. politicians have referred to Smitty in God-centric language describing him as “anointed” or “chosen” to restore Amerika. Many mainly European-Amerikan pastors and local-level officeholders invoked “God’s purpose” in defending his rhetoric. Several leaders in Central and Eastern European countries (notably Poland, Hungary) have also employed spiritual language praising Trump’s leadership as aligned with Christian values.

In Nov 2019, Rick Perry (former U.S. Energy Sec.) proclaimed on Fox & Friends, that Trump was “the chosen one … sent by God to do great things,” drawing parallels to biblical kings like David and Solomon. He emphasized: “If you’re a believing Christian, you understand God’s plan for the people who rule…” The concept of "God as King" signifies God's supreme authority and rule over all creation.

Return of the king.

Former White House Press Secretary and current governor of the State of Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said in Jan 2019 that God “wanted” Trump to be president. Damn. Or, perhaps, holy-shit! Former “US” Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said that Trump might have been sent by God to “save Israel” from Iran. Uh oh.

Evangelical & Christian-Nationalist Figures such as Franklin Graham, influential evangelical, said Trump’s 2016 win showed the “God‑factor,” asserting “God showed up” in that election. Within the New Apostolic Reformation, figures like Lance Wallnau describe Trump as a modern “King Cyrus” —a biblically “anointed” secular leader

So, apparently at least, not all kings are God, but God is a king. Fair enough. That being the case, I suggest that the impotent and inept “protests” not be “No Kings” protests. I implore all concerned that they become “No God” protests. The atheists will rejoice as perspective and attitude are everything. In the interim I will prey on it.

Further, I shall refrain from commenting on the white man’s god complex as there are others that can do a much better job than I.