The State of The Union 2025

Mayhaps, dear beloved, THIS is your future...days from now.

The Future Ain’t What It Used To Be

It’s been six days since the 46th president of the United States gave the hallowed State of the Union Address. Some applauded the speech, some condemned it. Some laughed, and some wept (I did both, only because the former caused the latter). Some tuned in, some tuned out. Personally, I almost made it to the end and thought 46 was holding his own given his situation. Then, 46 screwed up big time about an hour or so in. I had to take my leave at that point, and will elucidate further on the morrow because that is not the concern for the purpose of this writing.

The “Republican response” was something so bizarre that I am still attempting to cogitate upon it and digest whatever intellectual product that process renders, should such a thing come forth. Where I made it, albeit painfully and while holding my nose, almost three-quarters of the way with 46, I could not make it through the Republican response; not even halfway. It had, and has, nothing to do with so-called bipartisan political rhetoric nor its resultant duopoly.

Because, from where I sit, there isn’t a dime’s worth of goddamned difference between them. I just couldn’t handle the screeching, Breathless Mahoney, quasi-crying, melodramatic, Wonder Bread, white bred bullshit. Between the two speeches, I started to feel like it was a race to the bottom. Because it was.

But that’s just me and I’ll have more to say…in detail, at another time, another place, in the near future, and at my choosing.

Between my amusement, uproarious laughter (which, at times, bordered on hysterics) and crying therefrom, were aggregate feelings of insult and contempt. Both entities managed to insult me, and those like me, repeatedly. However woeful these sentiments may be, it was the feeling of dread that haunted me most. Dred Scott, Great Scott. Because, you see, I was thinking about the SOTU in 2025 and, say whatever you wish, it don’t look good.

At all.

Domestically, internationally and geopolitically, the United States is in a cesspool so deep the excrement and detritus has to be measured not in feet, but fathoms; provided one can fathom such stark reality. It only takes one fathom to bury a corpse. No one, in their right mind could, with any modicum of integrity, say that “the state of our (“your,” more specifically) union is strong” yesterday nor today. Let alone tomorrow.

46 knew he was lying when he said it, as did everyone with half a brain that heard it. If it is folly today, which it in fact is, it sure as hell will be even more so a year from now. So, let us delve into the netherworld of Black Magic and look into our crystal ball, shall we? For, what could possibly surpass the voodoo, that you do?

I will now share with you what you could be hearing in less than year at the next State of The Union Address.

The State of The Union 2025 (transcript)

First comes the announcement: Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States (raucous applause ensues along with a standing ovation lasting over 20 minutes). “Margie” (as the president points to Vice-President Marjorie Taylor-Greene on his way to the dais with applause continuing). “Melania, what a great first lady” (as he, secondarily, points to his wife).

“Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans.

In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation. And he said, “I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union”. Hitler was on the march. War was raging in Europe.

President Roosevelt’s purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time. Freedom and democracy were under assault in the world.

Tonight, I come to the same chamber to address the nation. Now it’s we who face an unprecedented moment in the history of the Union. And, yes, my purpose tonight is to wake up the Congress and alert the American people that this is no ordinary moment either. Not since President Lincoln and the Civil War have freedom and democracy been under assault at home as they are today.

I told you all when I first became president, in 2016, that you would get tired of winning. You’d say, Mr. President, Mr. President, please, I can’t take anymore winning. Well, folks, I am here today to inform the American people that we have won again, just like we did in 2016…and just like we did in 2020! [the chamber explodes into applause]. But the socialists, the communists and those that are a threat to democracy that stole and rigged the election in 2020 have been taken to the woodshed. Or, as the guy we just fired would say “behind the gym” [more explosive applause].

In just 90 days, we have begun the process of putting the fascists behind bars. Including those in the fake news media that were complicit in the witch hunts that denied you, the American people, an election and administration that you voted for. That plunged our nation into a crime ridden ghetto. At this same time, we are in the process of forming an Anti-American Activities tribunal; we call it “Triple “A,” that will bring to justice the seditionists, socialists, communists, fascists and militants that threaten our way of life [explosive applause].

Letitia James, I call her Peekaboo, Fani WIllis (her name is actually Fanny but somehow the left-wing, fake news calls her Faw-Ni) and corrupt Alvin Bragg will have nothing to brag about when justice is done. I have directed Triple “A” to seek criminal indictments, including treason, on them all. They’ll be taking it right up the fanny [uproarious laughter].

In just 90 days I have implemented an across the board 15% tariff on all goods coming into the United States and defunded NATO, as we prepare to exit the alliance. The time has come for them to pay for their own defense. [explosive applause and standing ovation].

In just 90 days, our police have been indemnified and now enjoy blanket immunity so they can do their jobs. Thugs that commit smash and grabs in Democrat controlled crime dens face life imprisonment and police are authorized to shoot them on sight. I have deputized the National Guard in all 50 states to be deployed in our streets to fight crime along with our wonderful police personnel to keep us safe.

In just 90 days, as commander in chief, I have also issued SOS (shoot on sight) orders for the National Guard. Our police know what to do. And, I have also ordered both the DOJ and Federal Bureau of Prisons to immediately begin the process of building 100 additional new prisons, many of which will be privately operated so that crime pays in a different way and saves your tax dollars. I urge the congress to expedite funding.

In just 90 days, I have ordered the Department of Justice to form a new division to prosecute anyone suspected of street crime within 60 days. Those cities that fail to do so will lose federal funding. They may also face other penalties and we are still working through that process. I have also suspended Miranda for an indefinite period [applause bordering on bedlam as the Sergeant at Arms and Secret Service enter the chamber to to restore order].

In just 90 days, under the emergency powers act, I have banned Facebook and asked for an independent counsel to investigate meddling in both the 2020 and 2024 elections. Further, I have appointed Elon Musk to chair the Securities and Exchange Commission. In just 90 days, I have tapped Marjorie Taylor Greene to oversee the orderly shutdown of the Department of Education and form a new Department of Scholastic Excellence which will focus on educating our children with traditional values.

I just 90 days, we have already begun to turn our country around because this is your country, not the lefts. This country belongs to hard working, red blooded Americans that came to this continent, removed savages and tamed the wild and we have taken it back! [standing ovation lasting several minutes].

In just 90 days, we’re closing up our southern border and have issued a travel ban on all non-European countries. In addition to the 571 miles of wall already built during my previous administration, another 1300 miles is in the works using state of the art materials and technology. And, to make certain that the terrorists, thugs and illegals coming from jails and insane asylums from Africa and other third world countries get the message, every inch of that wall will be electrified. That’s right! Anyone that touches it will be ensured certain death and that will save our tax dollars. [standing ovation lasting several minutes].

The best news of all is we have 1371 days left to do the work that we must. Work that has already started. Because if we don’t complete our tasks you’re not going to have a country. Look at what we have done in just 90 days.

Friends, patriots and fellow Americans, I stand before you today to tell you that the state of our union is strong…and it will get even stronger.”

The second, third, fourth and fifth paragraphs of this potential State of the Union 2025, are direct quotes from the State of the Union delivered by 46 in 2024.