Uppa U.S!

Iran takes its middle finger and shoves it right up "US" keister in selecting its new supreme leader.

Just moments ago, Iran announced the successor of assassinated supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who was assassinated eight days ago, on February 28, 2026. He was murdered in a joint military operation by the colonialist and supremacist apartheid nations known as The United States and Israel. This typical violent conduct was a result of something called Operation Epic Fury. Khamenei was killed in a “decapitation” airstrike that targeted his office compound in Tehran. Decapitation means to cut off one’s head.

The good thing about fury is that it can be both furious and democratic in its manifestations; a sign of true democracy. To wit, Iran has selected the Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the slain supreme leader. “US” President Donald “Smitty” Trump has repeatedly declared that this selection of the son as Iran’s new leader is “unacceptable” to the United States. He also stated that he is “not happy” and warned that any leader chosen without U.S. approval “is not going to last long”.

Iran promptly told Trump to kiss its ass.

Trump asserted that he must be personally involved in selecting Iran’s next leader—comparing the situation to U.S. involvement in Venezuela—to ensure the new charge does not simply continue hardline policies. Additionally, “Smitty” Trump has labeled Mojtaba a “lightweight” and argued that choosing him is a “waste of time.” The “US” President stated that the U.S. wants a leader who will bring “harmony and peace” and warned that installing a radical successor would force the U.S. back into conflict within five years.

The appointment of Mojtaba Khamenei by Iran’s Assembly of Experts is seen as a direct act of defiance against Trump’s warnings. Following the news, global oil prices surged past $110–$120 per barrel, reflecting market fears of a prolonged conflict. As I pumped gas yesterday the station was, literally, raising the price as I was dispensing the petrol.

The Enemy of My Enemy…

The United States has bitten off more than it can chew. Iran is not Iraq, Afghanistan or Venezuela. It will not be bullied and it will not be vanquished. It has strategic advantages that those other nations do not have and it has spent decades anticipating belligerence from the United States and its evil twin, Israel. What Donald “Smitty” Trump has done in the throes of his galactic lunacy will have effects on the United States that will last for years and will have many manifestations; from economic, to strategic, to diplomatic.

Meanwhile, the world’s majority finds itself cheering Iran as Iran has become an unwitting hero to the so-called “global south.” The melanic peoples of the world see Iran as the symbol of someone finally smashing the bully in the mouth and there are celebrations all over the world supporting Iran. If the United States thought that it was going to make Iran some type of pariah it has already lost the cowardly war it started. You see, Iran does not have to “win” in order to win. It wins by simply surviving.

And it will.