"We Are Waiting For Them"

Trump’s ass it out, butt, how does he save face?

Butt, how do I save face?

LookingNWords

“Your ass is out” (or “assed out”) is an Amerikan slang expression that generally means someone is in a very bad situation, is completely out of luck, or has been forced to leave a place. Depending on the context, it can have several specific meanings. Here are the most common examples:

• You are in trouble and have no options: Used when someone has missed an opportunity, is in a bind, or has no resources left.

• You are broke: It is often used to mean that a person has no money, especially after paying bills or spending too much.

• You are finished and/or failed: It can indicate that someone has been “done in,” “messed up,” or failed in an endeavor, often used as “assed out”.

• You are forced to leave: A variation, “out on your ass,” refers to being fired or evicted from a place due to wrongdoing.

• Literally visible/exposed: In some street contexts, it can be a warning that a person’s pants are sagging too low, causing their butt to be exposed.

This publication is named what it is for many reasons. Ergo, now that we have the requisite dirty work out of the way, allow us to proceed. Lest my ass be out like Smitty’s and the collective “US.”

Marked Insufficient Funds (“MIF”)

As of March 17, 2026, President Donald “Smitty” Trump has repeatedly claimed that he has "completely rebuilt" the U.S. military into the "most powerful military on earth" during both his first and current second terms. Trump asserts that the U.S. military is currently the “most lethal, powerful, and effective force” globally, specifically citing its ability to dominate any foe, including the Iranian regime.

• Nuclear Modernization: He claims to have completely rebuilt the military by refurbishing nuclear weapons and creating the U.S. Space Force.

• Recruitment Surge: The administration highlights a significant turnaround in military recruitment, reporting that branches like the Army and Navy hit elevated goals ahead of schedule in 2025 following years of shortfalls.

• Policy Shifts: Trump has issued orders to eliminate “woke” policies, focusing instead on “merit-based” recruitment and a return to a “warfighting mindset“ along with firing several high ranking Black military personnel.

So, here is the world’s biggest, baddest, murderous military on the planet…yet…

72 hours ago, while traveling on Air Force One and later at an event for the renamed Kennedy Center, “Smitty” Trump actively called for allies to join a coalition to police the Strait of Hormuz. He stated he was “demanding” that countries like China, France, Japan, South Korea, and the UK send warships to protect the waterway, arguing they rely on it for oil more than the U.S. does. He claimed the U.S. has “plenty of oil” and suggested that Amerikan efforts to protect the strait were almost “out of habit,” yet he urged allies to show more “enthusiasm” for the mission.

He “demanded” that China follow his orders. Allow me to repeat…China. I hope that everyone that reads this article realizes that the “US” is insane. Its insane global executive, representative and personification is a reflection of it. He is not the cause of it.

48 hours after making the aforementioned statement begging for assistance, which was yesterday, Smitty claimed the “US” needed no help or assistance. He was just “testing” “US” allies subsequent to a complete lack of commitment from NATO and other partners. During an Oval Office meeting with Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin and in posts on Truth Social he declared that the U.S. does “NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE”.

In the same breath, he blasted NATO members for making a “foolish mistake” by not assisting, essentially claiming he didn’t need the help while simultaneously criticizing them for not providing it. He justified this by asserting that Operation Epic Fury had already “decimated” Iran’s military, including its navy, air force, and radar systems. Indeed!

Just as Iran’s nuclear facilities were “obliterated” a few months ago. The fact that one of the constantly morphing justifications for the unjustified, cowardly and vicious attack on Iran is the that it was “weeks away” from a nuclear weapon notwithstanding (the same Groundhog Day for 40 years) I guess the Iranian nuclear program needed to be re-obliterated. No misbegotten fiend of God’s forsaken earth could muster such doom‑stinking madness.

MIFFED-Off

In his 1963 “I Have a Dream” speech, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. used a powerful financial metaphor to describe the denial of so-called civil rights, stating that Amerika had defaulted on a “promissory note“ written in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. He argued that the nation had issued Black People in the United States a “bad check“ which had come back “marked insufficient funds,” representing a failed promise of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. By framing the situation as a demand to cash a check at the “bank of justice,” King transitioned the movement from a plea for charity to a demand for a debt long overdue. A distinction, albeit a poetic one, that has produced no demonstrable difference. Neither past, nor present.

Of course my hero, Malcolm X, (though assassinated before I started preschool) wasn’t inclined to poetry. He simply said “A bill is owed to us and must be collected.” He uttered this infamous truth during the same summer as the March on Washington, and warned that a long-overdue debt was owed to Black People in the United States. What does this have to do with Iran, you say?

I was hoping that razor sharp wit within you might make such a query; Oh happy day!

Smitty and the “US” have written a check their asses can’t sign. So don’t get “miffed” with me. It is going to be utterly fascinating to see how the “US” pirouettes, twists, shouts and spins to claim victory and the black eye that came with it. I’m just the Black-guy that is going to enjoy the explanation for the international black-eye, as I tend to be a simple man.

The United States cannot sustain a war with Iran for an extended period of time. Its military assets are overreached, overextended and exhausted in a world that is rapidly rejecting white supremacy/inferiority (and that is exactly what is happening). I’m just careless enough to write it.

For instance, “US” ally South Korea is being denuded of air defense systems to be sent to Israel. What if there is movement to unify the country involving military endeavors and South Korea comes under attack? What if, at the same time, China moves on Taiwan? While, at the same time, Venezuela revolts and Cuba tells the United States to fuck-off? While Mr. Putin says, “bird nest on the ground?”

Heh, heh.

Now, Smitty and the “US” have painted themselves into an orange-faced, white fisted, corner. The prevailing quandary is as follows: How do we take this ass whipping and make it look like we didn’t get our ass whipped after we have thrown the globe into utter chaos? This is where things get gravely problematic.

Even if Trump and the collective “US” could find a face-saving “offramp” their pimp, Israel, will not take kindly to such a thing. My understanding is that pimps don’t like it when their “ho’s” don’t do what they are told. Worse, and pursuant to same, Trump may wade even deeper into a sea of doo-doo by introducing ground troops to the theater.

The 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU), a rapid-response force of approximately 2,500 personnel currently deployed aboard the USS Tripoli, is the primary expeditionary force tasked with securing the Strait of Hormuz. Having passed through the Malacca Strait on March 17, the unit is expected to reach the region between March 23 and 27, 2026, to counter Iran’s closure of the waterway. Their most likely target for seizure is Kharg Island, a critical oil terminal 16 miles off the Iranian coast that handles 90% of the country’s exports and was recently targeted by U.S. airstrikes.

Securing this island, along with others like Qeshm or Hormuz, is viewed by military planners and lawmakers as a strategic necessity to cripple Iran’s economic leverage and reopen global shipping lanes. This process is also known as “boots on the ground” and that changes everything. I’m talking for the worse and the “US” government is that deranged at this point, in concert with its deranged twin.

Waiting On “US”

Recently, when asked if Iran feared a U.S. ground invasion amid escalating conflicts, Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said "we are waiting for them" in a video interview with NBC News on March 5, 2026. Araghchi stated that Iran is prepared for a ground war, calling it a "big disaster" for U.S. forces, and confirmed Iran is not seeking a ceasefire. He added, "we have very brave soldiers who are waiting for any enemy who enters into our soil.”

Donald “Smitty” Trump’s ass is out, politically speaking because he’ll get away with all of his other horrors. But this time, the world is on the brink. Thusly, he can save his (and everyone else’s) ass and about-face. Or try to save face and get his ass kicked. A certainty is that neither he, nor the United States, will exit this one without sacrificing one…or the other.